Just witnessed a herd of flamingos perform a flawless rendition of Hamlet in sign language while riding unicycles on a tightrope. This is better than Broadway! My toaster just recited Shakespeare's Sonnets - what kind of magical realm have I entered? Speaking of Shakespeare, did you know that he coined and popularized many English words and phrases we still use today, like "bedroom," "lonely," and "green-eyed monster"?